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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! EVEN IF YOU DON'T CELEBRATE IT, HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I've made a list of the 10 scariest movie's I'm going to watch tonight and tomorrow as commemoration
1.The Devil Inside
2.Underworld: Awakening
3.The Grey
4.The Woman In Black
5.The Innkeepers
6.Gone
7.The Raven
8.Silent House
9.Intruders
10The Cabin In The Woods
 HOPE YOU WATCH AND LOVE 'EM

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Okay, so I was looking at my stats the other day and I'm like WOAH, I mean I had 93 views from Russia! That. Is. Freakin. Awesome. I've always wanted to go to Russia. *O*
So I had the funniest conversation with my friend Carly in S.S (social studies)
Me: *typing in Google translator*
Carly: *shoves me off my chair and types in MERP*
Translator: MERP
Carly:  Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me: Carly, go sit down before they lock you up
My social studies teacher thinks we're a couple of crayons short of a rainbow, but he's probably right.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

*Sigh*

Mkay, you want to know my story, and the fact I'm NOT a guy? Fine.

At first my brother, Jamie, came onto AJ. He liked it so much he got a membership. He got rare, so he introduced me to AJ. I loved it. Jamie grew up. He didn't play it as much as I do. I took over FuzzypantsTheAwesome. I'm not a guy, and I never will be. I'm getting pestered by Jammers online saying they knew my brother, and that I'm not really a girl. I'm a guy. You know what I say to that? BULL. ('scuse my french) I have multiple ways to prove I'm a girl, several which would be very painful to all you haters out there. Because you can't really have someone awesome without those blasted haters. I come from a difficult family, as my Dad died in front of me, I have to take care of Jamie when Mum's not home, I have to take most of the responsibility for my family. Jamie left because he had cancer. He went to Chemo, and for the longest time, I played as him. Yeah, it's difficult, but I barley complain. I'm sorry if I blow up at you, but you would do the same. Y'know what? I'm sick of you all. Sick to death of all the hate I'm receiving, but y'know what? It pleases me. It means there are people out there that read this site, that feel they need to take the time out of their day to put a pile of bull on me. They care about what I think, and that gives me the freedom to say what I want. Yeesh, I'm blabbing again. Sorry guys.

-Fuzzy (a really ticked off version of her)

The Mooseman

*DRUMROLL* THE MOOSEMAN!
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Special Containment Procedures: Containment procedures are theoretical. There has been no testing on this artifact by the Foundation to date.
Proposed containment procedures involve either the construction of an elaborate and ever-changing maze such as the mythological maze of Crete, traditional containment procedures such as those commonly implemented in Armed Bio-Containment Area-14, or destruction of the artifact.
Description: Research indicates that someone attempted to contain a large creature in Vancouver, British Columbia on 27 April ████. Much of the evidence of this event has been intentionally obscured by parties unknown, but what has been determined is that the large creature was roughly humanoid with distinct moose-like features. The creature was described in a wide range of attributes, as with many cryptids, although all reports indicate the creature is bipedal with two arms, moose-like antlers, and a towering stature.
The attempt to contain the creature in a Vancouver warehouse failed, and the creature escaped onto the city streets. Over fifty-million dollars (Canadian) in property damages were caused by the creature. Among those destroyed were a small local bank, a sixteen-wheel truck, and miles of paved street.
Since then there has been a persistent level of sightings of the creature as it moves southward. On 4 May ████ the creature was sighted near the interstate at the Bellis Fair Mall in Bellingham, Washington by a student at Western Washington University. Two days later it was spotted in Kent, Washington and only hours later near southern Seattle. It continued this pattern until it reached Portland, Oregon. Since then sightings have ceased.
Sorry I've had to do rushed posts guys, it's just that I'm in the hospital right now, (appendicitis) and I'm not doing so great. Also cause I have the flu. But don't worry, I'll keep posting, hopefully until the day I quit (Which won't be any time soon)

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Halloween story


THE DOOR

WARNING! PRETTY CREEPY!
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Special Containment Procedures: When handling items SCP-004-2 through SCP-004-13, proper procedure is vital. The items are not permitted off-site unless accompanied by two (2) Level 4 security personnel. Under no circumstances should any other component of SCP-004 be taken through SCP-004-1. The effects of doing so are as yet unknown, and the current cost of experimentation makes further research impractical. Should any of the objects contained within SCP-004-1 break containment, or the facility be breached, the keys must be brought inside and the door closed prior to activation of Site 62’s on-site warhead. Unauthorized removal of keys from the testing area is grounds for immediate termination.
Level 1 clearance is required for basic access to SCP-004-1; Level 4 clearance is required for use of SCP-004-2 to -13.
Description: SCP-004 consists of an old wooden barn door (SCP-004-1) and a set of twelve (12) rusted steel keys (SCP-004-2 through SCP-004-13). The door itself is the entrance to an abandoned factory in [DATA EXPUNGED].

Chronological History

07/02/1949: A group of three juveniles trespassing on federal property near ██████████ find the door. According to their testimony, they found a set of rusted keys in an iron lockbox and determined what door the keys unlock. The juveniles are taken into custody after they contact Sheriff █████████████████ when one of their friends (SCP-004-CAS01) goes missing.
07/03/1949: Local authorities find the severed right hand of SCP-004-CAS01 eight kilometers from SCP-004-1. Other parts of SCP-004-CAS01's body are found scattered as far as 32 km from the factory. Under interrogation, the apprehended juveniles tell authorities that upon opening the door with one of the keys, SCP-004-CAS01 was torn into several pieces, each of which disappeared. At this point, the SCP Foundation takes over the investigation.
07/04/1949: SCP Agent █████ obtains the keys from the local authorities to begin testing. Tests show that SCP-004-2 through SCP-004-13 all fit into a single lock on the large barred door. 12 Class D personnel are assigned to test the effects of the door. Of the twelve (12) test subjects each trying a different key to enter the room, only two (2) survive. Opening the door with any key except SCP-004-7 or SCP-004-12 caused the test subjects to be torn apart in multiple directions; however, no dismembered parts were found until later. At the time of writing, only two (2) parts of each subject have been recovered (with the exception of the subject using SCP-004-█, whose pieces were scattered in close proximity). The others have, for all intents and purposes, vanished from existence.
Of the two surviving subjects, only one (having used SCP-004-7) returned unharmed. The other came back in a near-catatonic state, able only to remove himself from the room and then collapse on the floor, and had to be restrained to prevent him from gouging out his eyes (see Appendix A: Mental Health Effects of SCP-004). The subject using SCP-004-7 said that he had entered a large room, impossibly big for the size of the attached building. After his exit, SCP-004-1 was propped open and an armed squad of Level 3 personnel entered. The size of the room is impossible to measure and the door frame and the individuals in the room are the only part of the room that can be felt or illuminated.
07/16/1949: The juvenile suspects and Sheriff █████████████████ are terminated.
08/02/1949: █████████████████ is declared a hazardous area "due to unexploded ordnance" and fences erected in order to prevent civilian ingress. Tests to determine safety of exposure to environment behind SCP-004-1 begin.
12/01/1950: Space-time anomalies resulting from exposure to SCP-004 are confirmed. Testing is suspended until further notice.
07/03/19██: The unaccounted-for remains of SCP-004-CAS01 appear unexpectedly outside SCP-004-1. Despite being killed decades before, the remains of SCP-004-CAS01 are not decomposed in any manner and are still warm to the touch. Blood remains uncoagulated. The remains are remanded for testing.
07/04/19██: The unaccounted-for remains of one of the twelve (12) original test subjects appear in similar manner to those of SCP-004-CAS01. The remains have been designated SCP-004-CAS02. Records suggest that both SCP-004-CAS01 and CAS02 used SCP-004-██.
03/21/1999: With the massive proliferation of nuclear weapons and World War III only ██ years away, construction has begun on a site inside SCP-004-1. The site is to stock supplies for ███████ person-days.
04/21/1999: █████████████████ has ordered the site inside SCP-004-1 to be expanded to include emergency storage for all mobile SCP-███ specimens and a ██-petabyte database for the storage of all SCP data. The facility is now referred to as Site-62.
09/25/2000: Site-62 is operational. Labs and containment units are complete and can contain the most dangerous specimens. Backup of the SCP database has begun.
01/25/2001: Due to time anomalies (see “Space-Time Anomalies” below), all personnel working at Site-62 are now required to reside on-site permanently. Families of personnel are to be informed that loved ones perished in an industrial accident. Cloned bodies have been prepared for funeral.
07/14/2003: Massive power outage across Northeast United States and through Canada. Due to the initial failure of multiple SCP generators, Site-62 was without power for fifty-three (53) minutes. During those fifty-three (53) minutes, those on site were completely without any source of light. They reported "sensing" creatures and people, although no abnormal entities could be seen or felt. Selected facility personnel were allowed to read ████████████ (Appendix A) and said the creatures "sensed" were of humanoid size but otherwise similar to the massive green creature described.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Another chilling halloween story!!

WARNING! PRETTY DAMN CREEPY!
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Special Containment Procedures: The 6 x 4 x 6 m containment 'grid' that surrounds SCP-1369 is kept at a persistent temperature of 5 °C. The ground is lined with reinforced concrete grates which feed into a closed septic system. The grating is to be kept clean and clear at all times. An emergency valve will feed into a larger reservoir at the septic in the case of overflow of waste systems, as the drainage systems have been known to clog after feedings are complete.
The mass of SCP-1369 is to be partitioned every six days, depending on overall growth. The extracted biological matter is to be incinerated immediately after it is secured beyond the containment area.
SCP-1369 is monitored for changes in behavior at all times.
Decision whether or not to replace SCP-1369 at the end of its lifespan is currently being discussed by site command.
Description: SCP-1369 resembles a humanoid figure with four heads arranged in radial symmetry at the base of the neck. Four arms are arranged in a similar fashion around the thorax, ending with veins on the fingertips. In place of legs, SCP-1369 exhibits a mass of tendrils which begin at its abdomen and end gripping the flooring of its containment area.
SCP-1369 moves at a rate of 0.004km/h but is easily deterred by increased temperatures.
Each of the heads appears to moan continuously in different octaves of the same pitch when a test subject enters the vicinity of the containment area. The sound appears to have a luring effect on observers; D-Class personnel first tested approached SCP-1369, disrobed, and placed their heads within an open cavity within SCP-1369's thorax. This process lasts for a space of one to five hours, during this process the arms of SCP-1369 converge on the subject's [REDACTED], the tendrils on the fingertips causing the local venous systems of the subject to temporarily rise through the skin and merge with SCP-1369. During this time the blood of SCP-1369 circulates through the subject’s circulatory system, completely replacing native blood with that of SCP-1369. The new blood does not appear to have a detrimental effect on the subject.
D-Class tested with SCP-1369 report vomiting into a narrow passage located within the thorax after this process is complete. Stomach acid and undigested biological matter passed through the base of SCP-1369, by means of a currently unknown chemical reaction, expands up to ten times in size into a viscous gray fluid. The fluid is emancipated through an orifice located at the base of SCP-1369; this fluid normally coats the surrounding area in a natural setting and remains there for a space of four days. If this fluid is again coated with fluid from a separate feeding, the two fluids will bond and coagulate into amorphic masses, outlined in Document 1369-A
The testing subject at most times leaves unharmed save for some psychological trauma, although when this process is forcibly interrupted it results in exsanguination due to the location of the bonded veins.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Yet another daily creepy story


Lord of the Black Forest

BE WARNED! THIS IS PRETTY CREEPY!
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1063 is to be kept in a 20m x 20m x 6m habitat simulating a temperate deciduous/coniferous forest environment, bordered by 60 (sixty)-cm-thick unpolished granite walls covered with live moss; SCP-1063 is highly reluctant to damage objects which are supporting live plants. All personnel who enter SCP-1063's containment for any purpose are to carry live potted plants in plain view; guards are to carry flamethrowers as well as potted plants.
It is forbidden to speak English within 30 meters of SCP-1063's containment, as SCP-1063 becomes hostile towards individuals whom it has heard speaking English.
Vegetation and microfauna in SCP-1063's habitat are to be maintained according to schedule 1063-N6. Climate in SCP-1063's habitat is to be maintained according to schedule 1063-CX5; after each simulated rainfall, SCP-1063 is to be provided with a plain towel made of 100% natural unbleached undyed fibers, so that it may dry its non-water-resistant components.
Description: SCP-1063 is a humanoid automaton which appears to be constructed entirely out of wood, with highly articulated joints made of wooden ball bearings of various sizes. It is 2 meters tall, 103 kg, and resembles a bearded Caucasian man in mid-19th-century formal wear. Its lower left arm does not terminate in a hand, but instead flattens and broadens to form an axe blade almost 70 cm across. Although this blade is made of wood, it is razor-sharp, and is almost metallic in its mechanical properties; when in a rage state, SCP-1063 is able to sever human heads or limbs in a single blow, and to chop through over 30 (thirty) cm of granite, with no damage to the blade.SCP-1063's "clothes" are carved out of wood and are of a piece with its body, with the exception of several cosmetic accessories all made of severely oxidized copper (six "shirt" buttons, a warped and dented hatband encircling its head, a broken monocle rim surrounding its right eye, cufflinks on its right "sleeve", a belt buckle, and a watch chain dangling from its left "coat pocket" — but no watch), and a tattered and faded Swastika armband on its upper right arm.
Its power source is unknown, as are the methods by which it is able to see, hear, and think; radiographic, ultrasonic imaging all indicate that it is solid wood, with the exception of the aforementioned cosmetic accessories.
SCP-1063 is not able to speak, but can write in several dialects of German, as well as in French. Psychological examinations have revealed a generally affable personality, characterised by mood swings and an overall low intelligence. SCP-1063 refers to itself as "Freiherr von Schwarzwald", or "Lord of the Black Forest", and has described itself as a genuine aristocrat, ennobled by "the King himself" (translated from German); SCP-1063 has not been able to provide more specific information as to which king this was, but has expressed scorn at the suggestion that it was Wilhelm I of Prussia (who later became the Kaiser, or Emperor), describing him as an 'upstart' and "latecomer". These attitudes, and other statements made by SCP-1063, indicate that it was created no later than the mid-19th century, which is in accordance with its style of clothing.
SCP-1063 has stated that it has two purposes in existence. The first purpose, which it claims to have had since "the day of my first waking", is to protect the trees and other plant life of the Black Forest region of Germany at any cost. The second purpose, which it claims to have been taught by "those nice soldiers who gave me the [swastika] armband", is to protect Germany from English-speaking invaders.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

ERMEHGERD

Okay, so my friend Bright was in a car accident, and she had her legs paralysed. They were going to be paralysed for two years, but low and behold, when Tiger and I were talking to her, she could move her toes! I'm not one for thanking God, But THANK YOU!
We hope you get better soon Bright! We love you!
-Fuzzy

Another daily halloween story


WARNING! PRETTY DAMN CREEPY! 
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1033 is to be held in a 15m by 5m standard cell, lined with 5cm thick lead plating. Personnel entering SCP-1033's chamber must wear approved Level A hazmat suits. If SCP-1033's routine changes or if SCP-1033 attempts to escape, the two guards stationed outside SCP-1033's chamber are to be reinforced with eight more, all armed with Containment Kit 4-MK3 (consisting of a SCAR-L automatic assault rifle with under-barrel net launcher, two (2) 'flash bang' concussion grenades and one (1) M67 fragmentation grenade).

Description: SCP-1033 is a middle-aged Caucasian male, approximately 193 centimetres, or six feet and four inches tall. SCP-1033 was discovered in New York, having, according to several witnesses, "materialised in the middle of the road". Interviews with witnesses found that people in the area experienced a vision-encompassing white flash, accompanied by hearing a two-second burst of static from all directions. Witnesses were administered a Class A amnesiac after the completion of the interview, followed by a media blackout regarding the incident.
Upon initial inspection at the site of materialisation, Foundation researchers found that SCP-1033 was emitting well over the lethal limit of radiation, approximately 15,000 mSv. SCP-1033 was initially contained within a shipping container, which was placed in his path. SCP-1033 was subsequently moved to Storage site K█, where he now resides.
In all physical aspects, SCP-1033 is an unremarkable, balding middle aged male. He is dressed in a business suit and carrying a briefcase. SCP-1033's behaviour is cyclic, with each cycle beginning approximately every 33 seconds. The following timeline is a transcription of that routine.

I just got into a fight/conversation with a girl who is overly religious, doesn't believe that once upon a time we came from monkeys, and out closest animal relatives are chimpanzees. Stop trying to force me to believe in something I don't believe in. Science can prove you wrong in soo many ways. Humans did not just magically spring out of no where. I mean HONESTLY. And just cause I don't believe in God doesn't mean I'm gonna go to hell. I mean no hurt to those of you who actually do believe in God and everything, but I'd advise you to please not shove that in my face. Thank you . _ .''

Friday, October 19, 2012

Your daily halloween story


WARNING! UBER CREEPY!
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1155 is currently contained in a disused parking lot adjacent to an abandoned shopping centre in the ███ █████ city metropolitan area. The building is to be marked condemned, and access to both it and the car park should be restricted by Foundation personnel posing as security guards from the █████████ ████ front company. Civilians are to be deterred from entering the site and supplied with Standard Cover Story 47 – “Structural Instability/Sinkhole” if they enquire as to why. SCP-1155 must be kept under constant observation by motion-tracking security cameras. If SCP-1155 is observed to vanish, Mobile Task Force Pi-1 ("City Slickers") should be notified immediately. Personnel should not routinely attempt to view SCP-1155 directly; observation must be conducted remotely. Following Incident 1155b, it has been observed that completely enclosing SCP-1155 has a tendency to hasten a relocation event. Revised procedures now recommend the evacuation of the immediate area surrounding SCP-1155 to the minimum distance necessary to prevent contact with the general public, unless SCP-1155 manifests in a high visibility location or anywhere where preventing public egress is impossible.
At the present time, SCP-1155 cannot be permanently contained by any known means. Approximately every 2-4 months, SCP-1155 has been observed to spontaneously relocate itself to other urban environments, moving as little as 15 meters from its current position up to a maximum observed distance of 800 kilometers. These relocation events can also be triggered by:
  • Damage to the surface that SCP-1155 adheres to,
  • Interruption of an attack,
  • Any attempt to reduce the size of SCP-1155's confinement space to prevent visual contact.
Therefore, current containment efforts are centered around swiftly ascertaining SCP-1155's new location and isolating it from public view. When such a relocation event occurs, Mobile Task Force Pi-1 should be immediately deployed alongside local assets to locate the new site as quickly as possible, re-implement containment procedures, and detain any witnesses. Survivors of attacks should be detained, uninjured witnesses may be administered Class-A amnesiacs and then released.
Description: SCP-1155 manifests as a work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers of an owl. The depicted pose is variable, but tends towards a predatory stance, with eyes that appear to track the viewer.
Anyone viewing this image directly will experience a compulsion to investigate it further. Victims describe a nervous fascination and a desire to move closer. This can be resisted with effort, especially if the subject is aware of SCP-1155’s anomalous properties.
If a subject approaches to within two (2) meters and is not in the line of sight of another person, they will be subjected to a violent attack, suffering severe lacerations, dismemberment of extremities, whole or partial removal of soft body parts, and penetrating head trauma consistent with those that would be inflicted by a large beak and/or talons. The attack generally takes about 6 seconds to conclude, upon which both SCP-1155 and the victim will vanish, and SCP-1155 will reappear elsewhere in the usual manner of a relocation event within seven (7) days. Attacks can be halted before this event by reestablishing line of sight to the victim, but this is not recommended. (See record of Incident 1155a). Attempts to track where the victims are taken by equipping test subjects with GPS locators have failed.
Based on tested interruptions performed at predefined intervals, the attack follows a defined pattern- the victim will first be restrained, and the eyes and tongue will be removed, rapidly followed by the amputation of the hands and feet. The victim will then be disemboweled and the intestines and stomach removed. Death usually follows due to shock or rapid exsanguination, but only if the attack is interrupted by visual contact; the fate of victims who disappear along with SCP-1155 at the conclusion of the attack is unknown.

Question

What are red gazelle horns worth? I traded my black ones and a black and red beard for a red gazelle horns, and I'm not sure what they're worth. People have told me this so far:
-Pilgrims hat
- Founders
-Pink and brown top
-Pink horns
Any of that sound good to you?

Thursday, October 18, 2012

We'll miss you!

My sister and best friend (ForeverSilvermoon) Just quit. I'm crying, but I want her to know that if she's still out there, we'll all miss you! You were the best friend and sister anyone could ever have and I hope you'll never forget that. We love you Silvy <3
The website is http://www.scp-wiki.net if you wanna find out about any of these SCP creatures

Happy early halloween

So I was on Facebook the other day, and I saw this page (called Derp) And one of the posts was this

WARNING! THIS IS UBER CREEPY

Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173’s container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.

Description: Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.

Pers

onnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.

The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.

Happy early halloween everyone, and have a good night's sleep XD

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Rares DO ruin everything

Okay so. I was really really happy today, because today or tomorrow, I'm getting married (on AJ of course!) I was really happy, but I let my rares get in the way. I was blind, and I got scammed. Solidbluetop scammed my planet walls this morning, offering me a pink nonmember sword. Liar. I ended up with a pink member sword, which I had no use for. I'm really sick at the moment, and I'm having trouble to type this, but I just want you guys to know,
#1. Stay away from solidbluetop
#2. Don't let rares ruin your day! They're just pixels after all!

I've started to read Goldfishypuppys blog,, and if you don't already read it, I suggest you should. I can relate so much, cheating best friends, people wanting your rares (even though I'm not half as rare as she is)  And I want all my readers (if any) to know something. For a while, I've been thinking of quitting. Or just cutting back on my time on AJ. It's affecting my social life (yes, I do have one) and my grades. According to mum, my health too. Jamie jokes I'm dying. I'm laughing, but it's not funny. Because I kinda am. I think it's called maturing . Just joking! I'm having trouble with my internet, the darn thing. And I need other people to help me with my blog. Any volunteers? I need people with:
-devotion (so they can keep this blog up)
-A kind heart. (So I know they won't post any bad stuff about other jammers on here)
-It has to be someone I know, really well.

Thanks for reading!